1.
Nausea
Nauseousness, I dealt with it for two months and came out the other end of it with a new outlook on food. People, do NOT take the ability to enjoy food for granted. Food is beautiful to the pregnant lady, but it is the most awful thing to not be able to eat it during "morning sickness".
Also, I'd like to know who coined the term "morning sickness". Liar. I could slap you right across the jaw. You should have called it "ALL FRICKIN' DAY LONG!!! sickness". Forget you, man. And forget my love for garlic too, cause the ability to even look at it went down the drain when I was six weeks pregnant. Good grief.
2.
First Trimester Ultrasound
So anyway, I was patient with the nausea, but then I had to wait for my first ultrasound A WHOLE EXTRA WEEK. Come on Lexington Women's Care, I know it was Christmas, but you can work for me right? Whatever.
I waited on that and FINALLY got to see my baby for the first time. Such a precious thing to see. (Even though, I must say, it looked like a peanut, you know, something I might accidentally eat if I didn't realize what it was. Hey, don't judge me. I'm pregnant; I'm hungry. Just look for yourself.)
See, a peanut. :) Also, isn't my uterus beautiful? I really like it. (That's a "Baby Mama" joke for all you people who think I'm absurd.) Okay, back to patience.
3.
Second Trimester Ultrasound
NOW, I'm having to wait a whole two more weeks to find out the sex of my baby. I'll be 21w 4d by the time I find out the sex of our little snot blower. You know why? Because God wants me to learn patience. As you can see, I can't wait for anything because I get overly enthusiastic about everything in my life. Someone needs to calm me down.
Thank you, Lexington Women's Care. You are doing the job well. Bless you and your policy of only doing "necessary" ultrasounds.
